tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC March 24, 2020 12:00am-1:02am PDT
lot of the restaurant. ♪ jump heythe rhythm as hard as you can go♪ it is open seven days a week hey, what'd i miss? from noon until 7:00 p.m. >> look at that, toilet paper, eggs and you can also get some ♪ to-go food from that restaurant. >> that was a dessert, a cake. ♪ steady, ♪ bet when i isolate, i want cake. >> that's going to do it for us it's time for, owhat's better than... on this monday night. thanks for joining us. we hope you stay healthy and you fleece edition. it's a fleece frenzy out here. so let's get cozy. stay optimistic. >> we'll see you tomorrow. bye. are haikus better than fleece? uh no way! >> jimmy: go ♪ what about freckles? freckles?! um, excuse me, are grapes better than fleece? um.. what?! pet rocks? are pickup lines better than fleece? hi, everyone welcome to "the tonight show" at home edition. are wizards better than fleece?! you stole my bit neil. and no, nothing's better than fleece. i want to thank frannie and winnie for being the music shop everything on sale for fifty percent off! thank you guys so much that's fifty percent off! gary the dog is here only at old navy! we're all good all right that's good. fleece. there's nothing better. that's great thank you. that's perfect ♪wild thing, you make my heart sing.♪ winnie drew this thank you very much, winnie. this is beautiful. we have a great show tonight we have, trevor noah is on the show tonight doing amazing stuff over at "the daily show. ♪you make everything... groovy...♪ also dj d-nice did a dance party on instagram that everyone was talking about done yet? so i interview d-nice and find yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.
out all the good things he's been up to you sure? hmm.mmm. but first let's just start the ♪come on, come on, wild thing. show with some jokes let's go if you ride, you get it. geico motorcycle. hi guys. before we get into our monologue which is hot off the fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. presses -- ow i want to say thank you so much for watching this show we'the conference room.ore. thank you, youtube.com the speaker phone. the missing files. youtube has been great airing these shows so, so many people can see it early not in the room? then you're not in the know. and also if you go to youtube.com/fallontonight, if you're there right now or if you're watching this on nbc, well, this has been nice, but can we not? who also we thank. microsoft teams invites everyone you work with to work together. next to our link, there's be seen, be heard, be there when you're not. a donate button. that will go to share your files, and your opinion. nokidhungry.org, so that's the way you can donate to that, and anything can help. and maybe even a happy little fruit guy. speaking of helping, i was when you're ready to unleash the power of your team, thinking about this, and if there's any way -- your local food pantry, google where that is open teams. where is my local food pantry? they all need help right now out where i am, easthampton food pantry is desperate for anything on the shelves. so if you go stocking up, wherever you are, just get an extra can of soup and drop it off to -- what
>> or a case of soup >> jimmy: or a case of -- yeah, well, if you can get a case of soup i guess people are buying things by the cases. go to costco and get like a pallet of soup and drop one can off to the -- is that what you're saying, honey off to the food pantry so - but anything you can, really, think about -- that'd be great if you could it's weird times right now i'm standing in front of an odd tree i don't even know where i am in the house, but it's there, and i'm not going to talk about it but i'm -- i see true colors of people are coming out, and everyone's being very creative now, and it's kind of a heartwarming thing to see. there's also the other side of people too because i was walking my dog the other day, and with my camera operator, who is my wife i don't walk like this what was i doing so i was walking normally, and everyone crossing the street because it's socially distancing, which is great but just because you're doing that doesn't mean you don't have to smile or wave. you can do that. you don't have to not be a a person
you can be like, "hello," you know you can do that, can't you can you say "hello?" you can do that. hey, good to see you i mean we're far enough away we really are. like, i'd say more than 6 feet, 12 feet. anyway, i'm really seeing everyone being creative on the internet and everything, so let's get to some monologue jokes right now. and then after that, by the way, we'll do -- we're doing our interviews, but we also have kind of a best of is what we're doing. best of the "the tonight show" this whole week and as long as we have to do this ♪ so these are clips that make you happy and maybe just kind of get that balance back in life so you'll see bradley cooper, emma stone -- what >> is this thing working yes, it's awesome. all right. oh, what's up, jimmy fallon? here we go here he is, jimmy fallon do you want me to turn my screen sideways as well? i can do that. thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." >> jimmy: oooh oh, i forget, my sister gave me >> does that work for you? a joke >> jimmy: definitely works for me, man. gloria fallon, i'll give you props for this what are you doing it on, a laptop or you got an ipad? she said, hey, guys, a lot of us have entered our second wr,nd >> i've got an iphone, man skin left on your hands, from i'm in san francisco washing. that's where i am. >> jimmy: this does -- are you really in -- you shouldn't be outside. you're on lockdown
>> good one. >> jimmy: i know >> oh, man here we go what's going on? welcome to "the tonight show," everybody, at home edition are we starting yet? when are we starting i hope everyone is doing okay. >> jimmy: this could be starting right now i had a tough weekend. it's so good to see your face, man. the governor of new york how are you dealing? declared me the definition of nonessential where are you right now? >> i'm actually at home. don't get disappointed why you do me like that? hold on. i'm gonna try to show you -- i've never used this before. well, it's week two of self-quarantine, and we're all feeling cooped up. i'm trying to find -- hold on. i can -- so, yeah, i'm actually at home. today my amazon alexa asked to give me -- sorry -- asked me to i'm sorry. give it some space >> jimmy: ah, beautiful. >> are you in like a cabin "please back six feet off me." where is this place? have you been kidnapped? as if things aren't crazy >> jimmy: no, no, no enough, now the weather is insane as temperatures have dropped in half. i'm totally -- this is home. i'm in like kind of a -- it's it's like the weather caught whatever the stock market has. like a guest room, but it looks like a cabin type of room. honestly, who cares about the >> who are your guests weather, right hunters? we're all inside anyway. i was watching the news today, and the weather guy turned to >> jimmy: this has all changed the sports guy and was like, why are we even here since the quarantine started this was just a normal room, and now i've become like a a hunter-gatherer type of thing. [ laughter ] >> right this is like you preparing for the new world post-the coronavirus apocalypse why are we even here >> jimmy: dude, i'm making weapons out of tripods and to deafening silence listen to this, guys, i saw everything that audible is now offering free audio books for kids stuck at home. i don't know what -- how are you handling the social distancing and the self-quarantining and all that so if disney plus didn't hold
your kids' attention, i'm sure ben stein reading "war and >> i'm not gonna lie to you, jimmy. peace" will do the trick i haven't noticed any difference in my life. i am genuinely -- i'm not even trying to be funny here. i heard that best buy announced some people are gonna say this that they're now offering curbside service with no human is a joke. contact. there's no jokes like i have experienced no when they heard, best buy's geek squad was like, what's change in my world human contact? so my whole life i've been an indoor kid, right? i love playing outside, but i this is a cool one of our guests tonight, dj d-nice hosted a social was like the -- my mom had to distancing dance party on instagram live chase me out of the house to go and play with other kids 'cause i was like i wanted to be at home that's right i wanted to play video games, a social distancing dance party, or as it's also known, and i wanted to watch tv every middle school dance. i don't go outside i don't need to go outside like people always -- you know how people will be like, "but it's such a beautiful day. why don't you go outside?" i read that since the increase in toilet paper shortages, no people have been buying more bidets i don't care yeah, it can act as a great >> jimmy: really you like being inside? >> i don't like being inside i love being inside. substitute for toilet paper. i live inside. that's me.at happening and if you're really desperate, a soda stream. [ laughter ] i'm worried about what's gonna happen in the world for people economically you know, i think on a health level, we're probably gonna get this thing under control i learned about an online toilet paper -- why is that but i worry about the effects for the -- just every economy funny? in the world and how that affects the poorest people
i read about - first. oh, i heard about an online toilet paper calculator that tells you how long your supply >> jimmy: yeah will last. >> that's the thing that stresses me out. but like for me, i'm not even gonna lie to you and say i have so if you think you're bored, been stressed in any way imagine being the guy who just i am completely fine i also started intermittent created an online toilet paper calculator [ laughter ] fasting just before coronavirus started, so i -- i don't eat -- 'cause i realized i don't need to eat this is crazy. i realized someone tricked me into believing i need three i saw that germany has now banned gatherings of more than two people meals or five meals a day or something like that. yep, a two-person gathering, or so now i eat -- i don't eat for as it's known in russia, a 40th high school reunion. 18 hours in a day, and then i'll eat for like the rest of we only ones who make it the -- but i eat like a few things and then i'm done my mom does the same thing >> jimmy: i started that like two weeks ago, and then when our classmates were the foundation of this school, literally. this happened, i stocked up on so much food that i -- i've they're in the foundation. never eaten more in my life. they're in the cement somewhere. and finally, this is amazing i've never eaten more food because i don't want it to go i read that the movie "pretty to waste and i go, "you're not woman" hit theaters 30 years ago today. gonna to finish that you can't waste it do you remember that this is -- we need it now more than ever. not "pretty woman," i mean going to a movie theater and i just -- i'm eating like six -- six meals a day that's our monologue everybody what >> no, my friend no, i've done the complete opposite, 'cause my thing is i >> jimmy: now it's time to do didn't buy -- i didn't buy a a bit that we normally do on the show where i play a cowboy a bunch of stuff character who's kind of ignorant, and just tells it like i think -- i get why like it is and he tells things people were panicking, but you know what it is? to go on and git living in new york has taught
me not to panic because people panic every year when they say like there's gonna be a blizzard, then people rush we're going to use a out. a teleprompter thing, app that i got. and i've noticed people -- maybe this is an american i don't know if it's going to work or not, so just bear with thing. us here is, "go on, git." people don't know what to buy in an emergency. that's what i've noticed hey guys, it's time for "go on, git. >> jimmy: i totally agree, this is -- is this grandpa juvonen's hat? because you've seen it or because you've done it >> no, because i've seen it. >> jimmy: yeah >> dad >> like when people say there's >> jimmy: it's your dad's hat? gonna be a blizzard in new york >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: so this is an actual and they say it's gonna be like 12 inches of snow and we might real cowboy's hat. >> definitely. not be able to go anywhere, i've seen people buy -- like >> jimmy: and i put my cowboy they rush out and all the bread boots on that i got a couple is gone. years ago, and it took me about an hour to put them on bread is the worst thing to buy and i think i'm just going to for a disaster have to leave them on all week like bread is -- it's -- all right. here we go >> jimmy: it doesn't last. >> -- it doesn't last. that's our teleprompter thing >> jimmy: no, i agree. that we're using right now, and we'll see if it works. all right. it's time for -- here we go >> and then, like now with coronavirus, people are buying toilet paper like coronavirus is going to make you just go on it can be hard to say good-bye, a rampage in the bathroom or but sometimes you have to. something. you don't need that much toilet and there are a few things i'd paper. like to say good-bye to right now. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a lot of toilet paper talk. it's time for go on -- it's not working. my friend bought four giant things of canola oil, and i go, it's time for go on -- here we "wow do you plan on deep frying go
it can be hard to say good-bye, but sometimes you have to, and i mean what's -- what's there are a few things i like to say good-bye to right now happening in your quarantine?" it's time for "go on, git. it's -- they go, "i don't know ♪ i just bought it 'cause it was there. >> i realized, you know what it is the problem with coronavirus is that it's invisible, 'cause if coronavirus was zombies, we wouldn't be acting like this >> jimmy: yeah go on, git, every single company sending emails about what they're doing to deal with coronavirus. >> like if coronavirus was actual zombies walking through the streets, no one would be don't get me wrong like, "i'll take my chances. i'm glad everyone's being careful at the sacramento holiday inn express i went to one time on a road trip in 2006, but i didn't need an >> jimmy: yeah no, exactly. email telling me about the complimentary mini muffin bar will be closed until further they would be locking their notice door ten times >> yeah, exactly >> jimmy: and -- yeah, you're right. so, yeah, that's a good idea pretend there are zombies out there. is it -- is it -- i know comedy central is now airing your show now, go on, git to the spam folder on comedy central, which is awesome because a lot of people ♪ don't have the internet or don't understand it like people like i would say my dad. go on, git, insanely cheap plane tickets. so he's so happy to have my show on tv oh, really he's like, "finally i can watch. flights to miami are $17 is it odd telling jokes with no you don't say. laughter you know damn well that it's irresponsible to take a nonessential flight right >> yeah, it's very weird now.ack on because i've -- one of the first things i did was work as a stand-up comedian.
you, temptation. that's been my career for, what, going on 14, 15 years git! now. so it's -- i've never told ♪ jokes -- i've never just told jokes to myself. that's like the first sign of madness in my opinion. so i've never stood in front of go on, git, organic peanut butter the mirror and been like, "you see what happened today? you ain't nothing but a dang i've never done that swimming pool of oil so it's weird. i got to stir you around, stir you and stir you around. git. >> jimmy: i used to practice -- i used to practice my stand-up there was a piece of brick wall in my apartment where i lived in l.a., and i had a mic stand, ♪ and i stood in front of the brick wall go on, git, seasonal allergies >> are you serious >> jimmy: and used to do acts in my bedroom by myself, my read the ding dang room. whole routine. >> that is -- so you're made this is not the right time for for this, then you to be showing up >> jimmy: yeah, this is -- finally, this is my -- i really usually you're a minor annoyance, but now one sneeze found my medium. and my family is changing into hazmat suits and making me >> you're the corona king. sleep in the dang dung basement you're the corona king no, like it's weird. it's weird doing the show so go on, git, seasonal allergies and take pet dander without an audience because i with you think it's always a reminder after like every joke or every moment -- it's always a reminder of the time we're living through you know so - >> jimmy: yeah >> the thing i'm trying to do is i'm trying to inform my go on, git, spam phone calls, audience calling me from my own dang i'm trying to stay informed. number i still don't believe anybody should be watching news i know it's probably a scam, 24 hours a day because the
but i can't take the chance and not pick up. truth is news has to tell you news so they're gonna find bad things to tell you for 24 hours what if it's me from the future to make the thing continue and i need help because i'm trapped in a basement? how long have i been in there? >> jimmy: that's correct >> but i don't think it's don't worry, future me, i'm coming for you, unless it is a healthy. so for me i go, "hey, i know a a lot of people watch my show a spam number, then why don't because they just want to catch up on essential news, and then you go on, git they want to carry on living their lives. and i -- i'm honored that all right, everybody that's been "go on, git. people would have me provide hopefully you enjoyed it that so that's what i do. we'll be right back with more i work with my team. everyone's at home "tonight show. ♪ mu we make the show it's weird because you just say a thing and then nothing happens. like, this is great right now. this is like - >> jimmy: you get a little back and forth, exactly >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm loving this, yeah "rocket fuel" by dj shadow (featuring de la soul) it's good that you're doing this and making a lot of ♪ ladies and gentlemen people -- you know, again, the severity of what's happening but also it provides a little ♪ get ready, y'all bit of balance so thank you ♪ get ready ♪ ready >> yeah, because i think that's ♪ set the thing is we have to remember the balance we're not staying at home because everyone's gonna die we're doing this preemptively. we're trying to prevent a disaster from happening, and so we have to do the boring thing. prevention is always boring. >> jimmy: yeah
>> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: that's not the part -- that's not the part of the zombie movie you like. >> exactly exactly. nobody -- like in the beginning of a zombie movie, there's always the doctor who is like, "we need to quarantine everybody. there's something spreading. and they're like, "shut up, klaus. you know what i mean >> jimmy: yeah, he's not anyone's favorite character. >> yeah. and then when the zombie outbreak happens, then he's like, "i tried to warn everybody. >> jimmy: yeah, and then they -- and he gets attacked >> exactly yeah >> jimmy: yeah the charity that you were mentioning tonight is no kid hungry >> yes >> jimmy: why this charity >> well, here's the thing. there are millions of kids in america who get their food from school there are millions of kids in america who might get one of their only nutritious meals at school and in closing the schools, which i understand was necessary for many people, we also have to acknowledge how many children now no longer have access to that one meal or that one nutritious meal that
they were having every day and i think it's really important for us, especially in this moment in time, to try and support those in our communities who are the most affected by this people who don't earn a lot of money, people who are low-income this is all throughout the country, you know, from idaho to new york, from california through to kentucky and delaware there are people -- the people who are gonna get affected first and the most are people who have the lowest incomes, people who don't earn the most, people who live from paycheck to paycheck. so for me, you know, feeding kids is something you take for granted. i know what it was like to grow up in a home where we didn't have food all the time i know what it was like to go for two or three nights not eating, and i don't think any kid should ever have to go through that so for me, you know, i think whatever we can contribute -- and it's a little -- you know, a lot of a little makes a lot. >> jimmy: yeah >> and so for me, it's everyone just chipping in and saying, "hey, we'll help we'll help feed these kids let's keep the kids fed. think about their parents who are oftentimes working in the industries that we need them to
stay in right now. people who don't earn minimum wage or maybe just earn minute wage, working in grocery stores that you need to stay open, working in pharmacies that you need to stay open, working in all of these places you need to stay open to survive they also have kids. their kids might have been getting food from their schools. so for me, i think everyone, if possible, whatever you can give i know not everybody can, but everyone who can give, try and give a little. >> jimmy: whatever you can give even a dollar, anything is just -- everything matters >> yeah. >> jimmy: so please, right now, they would love it trevor, you're the best for doing this, buddy. thank you for doing your show, but thank you for doing my show and keep up and keep people balanced, please thank you so much for everything you're doing, buddy >> yeah. thank you, jimmy thank you so much. and i'm gonna send the police to your house 'cause i think someone's buried in the basement if i look at that room and the someone was in that house?d >> jimmy: "this is -- this is like -- is it like 'misery?' thanks so much, bud.
i appreciate this. >> i'm heading back to san francisco now. so, enjoy being stuck in your house. >> jimmy: say hi to gavin for me bye, buddy thank you, thank you, thank you. >> all right, cool ♪ ♪ ♪ only lexus asks questions like these, because we believe the most amazing machines are inspired by you. experience the rewards of our curiosity.
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>> i was in grad school when he did that that's right, yeah 2000, 2 2000, i think he did it. >> jimmy: yeah, you're much younger than him uh, now. [ laughter ] >> no i'm not. >> jimmy: i was in high school when he was on broadway. >> no, i couldn't get a job i was like oh, i'll go to school >> jimmy: no, but you studied a long time, you actually you wanted to do this play a long time ago >> i did, it was actually the reason i wanted to become an actor. my father showed me this movie when i was a kid and then i realized there was a play, and i did it for my thesis in grad school and then i did it in williamstown two years ago >> jimmy: ah and i mean -- that's -- it's a tricky play >> it is tricky, yeah. it's especially because the movie there's prosthetics, but, i love that we still have these on, but uh -- it just feels good tell me it doesn't feel good >> jimmy: it feels actually really good. i got to say, yeah, it does feel good. >> little protected. i'm willing to do more crazy stuff. >> jimmy: i'm protected, but yet still free, you know what i'm saying yeah [ laughter ] it's a combo platter, man, i i love it. >> that's right. that's right >> jimmy: i'm thinking visors all the way man. >> no more hats, bro >> jimmy: no more hats, i'm done with them i want a full-on guy fieri blonde, too. this is the way to do it >> no, you got it better >> jimmy: you take me real serious, yeah. >> i got like fro -- i don't know what this is. >> jimmy: yeah, that's like highlights, yeah
>> it's like frosted tips. >> jimmy: boy band yeah, absolutely you got boy band hair. >> anyway, i went to london, i went to see his bones and it was amazing, but - [ laughter ] segue! anyway, the bones. >> jimmy: we can't use that. we'll cut this out [ laughter ] i love that we're talking about the the elephant man's bones, wearing these hats i'm sorry. we got to reset. we've got to reset [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we have to reset because -- this is bad so, uh - so you did a lot of research >> yeah, tons. >> jimmy: uh, no, but you did. >> i did i did, actually. >> jimmy: you did do a lot of research >> yeah, but it's it's a tricky role [ laughter ] because it's based on a real guy, joseph carey merrick who lived in in the late 1800s died at the age of 27. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause
>> jimmy: i can't have a a serious conversation i can't have a serious conversation with you. >> partly from before. [ laughter ] i can barely talk. >> jimmy: you can barely talk. let's do it again. let's do it again. whew, oh, my gosh. all right, sorry, sorry. so -- i'll just -- i will cut to a zoom in on this and then we'll edit around it this is based on a true story. [ laughter ] >> we got it, we got it, we got it [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you can't use that quit laughing. you can't laugh -- >> here we go. >> jimmy: -- can't laugh at "the elephant man. all right, here we go. >> i won't look at you >> jimmy: all right, don't look at me. [ laughter ] >> we got it, we got it, we got it >> jimmy: all right, we got it
this is a -- [ laughter ] this is uh -- this is based on the true - [ laughter ] >> should we take them off >> jimmy: i'm sorry, maybe -- well then we can't -- continuity >> oh yeah, the continuity [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all of a sudden the country would see we have no hats on. we have to get through this. >> okay, we got it >> jimmy: all right. >> yeah. jimmy: this is based on the -- a real guy, of course. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you went to -- [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: gosh, i don't know how to do this i don't know how to do this but we have to do it [ laughter ]
what's that? oh, when we come back we can take the hats off. okay, that's what we do. all right, very good [ laughter ] >> the whole thing, it's going to be six minutes of this. [ laughter ] like, what happened? what happened? >> jimmy: that was the worst interview i've ever seen yeah all right, ready so we'll go to this and we'll take the hats off. all right, let's get into this right here we can take the hats off for this one >> yeah. >> jimmy: but this is, you know, it's based on john merrick this is the actual real man. >> his name was joseph merrick [laughter >> jimmy: is that right? [ talking over each other i know, it's hilarious that they changed his name. ♪ with a sonic shield and holographic-mapping drones.
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♪ >> yo, what's up man >> jimmy: no, come on! [ laughter ] >> ah, man >> jimmy: what did do you? what did you do? oh, my gosh. >> man, man. life, man. i just wanted to do something good for people, and it turned into something really good so, i'm expected >> jimmy: it was really good i loved it so much d-nice, it's an honor. thank you so much for doing this i appreciate you doing "the tonight show" at home edition. what you're doing is exactly what we need you're bringing people up. you're lifting people's spirits. i got an email from a friend that said, do you see what d-nice is doing right now? i was like, what and they're like, he's deejaying for like nine hours [ laughter ]is dance party thin what so, i went to your live instagram, and when i was there, it was already -- i mean, first of all, how did it come about >> it started -- i was sitting here at home, you know, just - i was alone and, you know, i wanted to just play music for
my friends and i had a small instagram following, you know, and i wanted to play it for like my friends, you know, and create an instagram live and i was deejaying, and it was just like people, you know, from the music industry you know, questlove would pop in black thought, actually black thought was the one that was like, yo, you should just play some music, d. let's do it and it was a small group of like 200 people, and then it turned -- the next day it was 2,000 people. then the day after that it was 12,000 people. then friday it was the one where, like, wow, there's 25,000 people in here. then all of a sudden j.lo popped in and i was like, wait, j.lo's in here and then ten minutes later, drake was in there and i was like, wow. >> jimmy: oh, this is a party. >> and then saturday was -- you know, i mean, it was like 100,000 people that's -- that's when i checked it out it was 100,000 it was like -- i was like, this is so much fun when i was there, kamala harris jumped in. buju banton was there.
>> yes [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was like the craziest mix of people coming together >> joe biden you know, michelle obama was there. janet jackson was there. >> jimmy: ellen degeneres were you nervous knowing that michelle obama was in there? >> i was i was nervous and even though i deejayed for them. i played, you know, the second to the last party at the white house and did the inaugural ball, there was something about, like, in that setting where i'm like really at home, like this is my kitchen. >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm deejaying in my kitchen and something that i was doing in my kitchen was able to touch the world, like it was just beautiful. it was beautiful >> jimmy: it really was a great thing. i loved it so much it was the hashtag #clubquarantine is what everyone was calling it. >> yes >> jimmy: and it was the number one worldwide trend. >> wow [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was just -- did you like get nervous when the numbers started going up and you kept seeing all those hearts flying around, like -hiw.
so, it was the average person. then there was kelly rowland, and it was - but kelly -- they had been there and they were like cheering it on, like oh my gosh, because we had never maxed 25,000 it was like let's see if we can get it to 30 oh, my gosh. we're at 30, and it just kept climbing [ laughter ] when it reached like -- it was 98,000 people, and then all of a sudden, mark zuckerberg logged in, and we were like, wait, mark, what are you doing here please don't shut us off let us get to 100,000. and he posted -- he posted "you got this" and as soon as it 100,000, everyone just went crazy. here like, oh, my jmy: ii mean, cause as a deejay, you feed off the crowd, right? >> yes >> jimmy: and but, you have no crowd in your kitchen. did you still get the same type of excitement or more?
>> i received the same type of excitement, but it's, actually i would say more you know why because when you're feeding off of the crowd, you're trying to play for the crowd, right? i'm watching body languages, and i'm trying to get them -- i want them to hear what they want 100,000 people were in that live to hear what i wanted to play, like, and i was able to play from my heart i love music, so i was able to play -- stop the music and play kenny rogers, like, would you never hear kenny rogers in a a hip-hop club, you know so, i was able to just do what i love, and it was beautiful to experience >> jimmy: what's next? are there going to be more dance parties? what's next? >> man, i have one on wednesday. i'm trying to like do them maybe like every other day not every day the way i was doing it i didn't expect it to become this but, you know, just give people a break and allow them to be more excited about it and you know, look, it's just been a beautiful thing. i want to continue as long as we're doing this, as long as we're quarantined, at least do
my part, which is through entertainment to touch people, to bring people together >> jimmy: exactly right and that's what you're doing, and i can't even tell you. so wednesday night, what time should we tune in? >> 3:00 p.m. pacific time, 6:00 p.m. eastern standard time i'm just going to go in, like, after work, people get to here music and dance together >> jimmy: it's on instagram. follow @dnice, one word. >> yes >> jimmy: it was so enjoyable and i can't tell you how happy i was. i was yelling at you through my phone. [ laughter ] i was like, yes! go it was so great. i loved it you made so many people happy. i can't even tell you, like, how it's -- to go worldwide like that, you got to be proud and thank you for doing what you're doing >> thank you i appreciate you, man. i appreciate you >> jimmy: i'm a big fan. bye, buddy thank you. >> bye buddy peace. ♪ 've all been here before. the conference room.
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♪ >> jimmy: i like to think of myself as a pretty good lip-syncer, but emma stone ooh. she's a pro. >> jimmy: we're about to have a lip sync battle. here's how it works. we'll take turns lip syncing sections of well known songs, each one of us trying to lip sync better than the other person we don't know which song the other one's picked only the performer knows which song is coming next. we're gonna do two songs each.
emma, you're new here so, i'll go first >> all right [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: just step aside. >> not good luck >> jimmy: what >> not good luck >> jimmy: thank you, not good luck thank you. my first song is from a little lady named iggy azalea [ cheers ] and the title is "fancy. ♪ ♪ first things firs i'm the reales drop this and let th whole world feel it ♪ ♪ and i'm still i the murda biznes i can hold you down like i'm givin' lessons in physics ♪ ♪ you should want a bad bitch like this drop it low and pick it up just like this ♪ ♪ cup of ace cup of goose cup of cris high heels somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist ♪ ♪ takin' all the liquor straight never chase tha rooftop like w bringin' '88 back ♪ ♪ bring the hooks i where the bass a champagne spillin' you should taste that ♪ ♪ i'm so fanc you already know i'm in the fast lane from l.a. to tokyo ♪
♪ i'm so fanc can't you taste this gol remember my name bout to blow ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: got the jitters out. just got the jitters out right there. >> that was pretty damn good >> jimmy: just getting the jitters out right there. all right, emma, let's hear your first song. >> all right i'm impressed jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i'm impressed my first song is "hook" by blues traveler [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ because the hoo brings you bac i ain't tellin' you no lie ♪ ♪ the hook brings you bac on that you can rely ♪
♪ suck it in suck it in suck it in if you're rin tin ti or anne boleyn ♪ ♪ make a desperate move or else you'll win and then begin to se what you're doing to me ♪ ♪ this mtv is not for fre it's so pc it's killing me so desperately i sing to thee of love ♪ ♪ sure but also of rage and hate and pai and fear of self and i can't keep these ♪ ♪ feelings on the shelf i've tried well no in fact i lied ♪ ♪ could be financia suicide but i've got too much pride insid to hide or slide ♪ ♪ i'll do as i'll decid and let it rid until i've die and only then shall ♪ ♪ i abide this tide of catchy little tunes of hip three minut diddies ♪ ♪ i wanna bust al your balloon i wanna burn all you cities to the ground ♪ ♪ i've foun i will not mess around unless i play then hey i will go on all day ♪ ♪ hear what i say i have a prayer to pra that's really all this was and when i'm feeling ♪ ♪ stuck and need a buck i don't rely o luck because ♪ ♪ the hook brings you bac i ain't tellin' yo no lie ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i can't even talk to you right now. forgot all about that song [ laughter ] so good. all right. time for my -- i really got to pick it up, man. gotta up my game you guys with me on this one let's do it. come on. [ cheers and applause for my second, and my final song, the styx classic, "mr. roboto. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ domo arigat mr. roboto mata au hi made ♪ ♪ you're wondering who i am secret secre i got a secret ♪ ♪ machine or mannequi secret secre i got a secret ♪ ♪ with parts made in japa
secret secre i got a secret ♪ ♪ i am the modern man i've got a secre i've been hiding under my skin ♪ ♪ my heart is human my blood is boilin my brain i.b.m ♪ ♪ domo arigato mr. roboto domo arigato mr. robot thank you very muc mr. roboto ♪ ♪ for helping me escape just when i needed t thank yo oh yeah ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> that was -- i mean - all right.
all right, that's a tough one. >> jimmy: how could i be out of breath at a lip sync [ laughter ] i didn't really do anything. >> it's supposed to be lip syncing but i was full singing the blues traveler song. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i know >> it was karaoke singing. >> jimmy: okay, go for it. >> okay, that was incredible you're a very worthy competitor my second and final song is "all i do is win." [ laughter ] by dj khaled ♪ >> dj khaled ♪ all i do is win win win no matter what got money on min i can never get enough ♪ ♪ and everytime i step up in the buildin everybody hands go u and they stay there ♪ ♪ and they say yeah and they stay ther up down up down ♪ ♪ 'cause all i do i win win wi and if you goin' in pu your hands in the air ♪ ♪ ludacris goin i on the verse 'cause i never been defeated
and i won't stop now ♪ ♪ keep your hands up put 'e in the sky for the homie that didn't make it an the folks locked down ♪ ♪ i never went nowher they saying luda's bac blame it on that conjure the hood call it ludayac ♪ ♪ make millions every yea the south's champion 'cause all i d all i all i all i ♪ ♪ all i do is win win win no matter what got money on my mind i can never get enough ♪ ♪ and every tim i step up in the buildin everybody hands go up ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh my goodness [ cheers and applause come on! that was the - [ laughter ] that was the best one that's ever been done on the show emma stone, the winner right there. [ cheers and applause clear, clear, clear winner oh, my gosh. ♪
♪ >> jimmy: thank you guys so much for watching. nokidhungry.or please, go donate. give what you can. guys, wash your hands. don't touch your face. and i can't wait to see you tomorrow thank you so much for watching our show go, win. go, fran here i come! >> boo [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in
new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- beto o'rourke -- from "good boys" actress and comedian retta - from "euphoria" actress hunter schafer - featuring the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news well, today, the uk finally answered the question. if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you [ light laughter ] pro-brexit politician boris johnson was officially elected today to become the uk's next prime minister. great. in 70 years, the uk has gone from winston churchill to a roady for spinal tap [ light laughter ] president trump continued his attacks on minority congresswomen today tweeting the quote, "aoc plus three are a